九 * n i n e: TALES OF TERRIBLE PICK-UP LINES... →
noirua: All of these came from my boyfriend, Regal. ‘You’re the Aska to my Luna; I’m useless without you.’ ‘My Falcon is Rising…’ ‘If you were a Summon Spirit, I’d make a ‘pact’ with you anytime.’ ‘I’ll summon Gnome and burrow my way into your heart. Or pants—whichever comes first.’ ‘Hey baby, this… Oh my god this must be how Zelos gets all them items with his Special EX Gem talent.
jordally: LMMFAO ! everyone need to watch this OMG ! …Smooth move, guys. Real clever. Love how the one on the right just goes like they’re checking on her…and then grabs a piece of cake.
"If I met you in real life"... Finish it in my ask...
DO IT DO IT DO IT you know you want to
When you have government as the central provider of services, you inevitably...– Newt Gingrich Something tells me if Ron Paul had said this, it would have been the most reblogged item on tumblr tonight… ^^^ (via killthetraitor)
ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCKS. →
thinkingpan: moriastar: gener8: sassy-gay-ghirahim: sassy-lesbian-vriska: raceagainstelegance: silver-rollu: turtlesinadishwasher: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS. DO YOU. THERE IS AN ASTEROID. COMING VERY CLOSE TO EARTH. IN 2029 ON APRIL 13TH. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYONE OH OH GOD ”That’s big enough to punch through Earth’s atmosphere,” devastating a region the...