My ADD (Anti-Derp Device)

commodore-sparklebutt:

annamaetezuka a réagi à votre billet : Went to the hall bathroom to get me some water. …

your cat is going to ooze??

All domestic shorthairs do.

I guess my hat’s mid-hairiness—

I MEAN CAT’S FUCK

CAT HAT

IN THE CAT

hopefully this will stop me from being a blob of emo everywhere.

sleep also sounds like a good idea.

i apologize for me.

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

cocoarichieo replied to your post: i’m so fat i wish i didn’t exist

i dont know what you look like, so im gonna say that its not important, cause you post really cool things and i feel like your personality (based on what you post) is pretty cool. In my book, fat or not, You are awesome!

Thank you ;u;

i’m so fat i wish i didn’t exist

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas